La la la la la…just surveying my newly-rebuilt garden, feeling happy that my human has finished work for six weeks so she will have much more time to devote to MEEE and my BLOGGING!
I wouldn’t be too sure about that if I were you, Dora – I’ve heard a rumour that your humans are off on holiday to France for a week and you are going to KITTY JAIL!!!
WHAT??? But…but…but I’ve only just started enjoying the freedom to roam around in my new garden! I like watching how the newts are getting on in the new pond!
And I’ve just learned how to climb up on the new kitty climbing frame (and how to climb down without having to be rescued by the humans!)
There’s so much to see – I am the Queen and this is all my kingdom! Wait, was that a pigeon that just flew past us???
And they CAN’T send me to kitty jail when it’s my purrthday on Monday! I’m going to be ONE WHOLE YEAR OLD on Monday! They have to stay at home and make a fuss of me!
Yes, well, I heard them say they were going to throw you a purrthday party when they get back. A bit belated, but it’s the thought that counts.
Humph. The Queen is NOT AMUSED.