As my friends know, we get a lot of Evil Intruder Cats visiting our garden. Some of them come round all the time, like Leo, the ginger cat who lives next door, where I lived for a little bit when I was a kitten. Others only come round occasionally. Lately we have noticed a few new cats coming round. But usually there are only one or two Evil Intruder Cats in my garden at any one time. Some of them I play with and some of them I hiss at and chase them away. (There is a black and white cat I HATE and whenever I see her outside the window I hiss and throw myself at the glass!…she once pushed me off the garage roof into the pond and I have not forgiven her yet!)
But I was SHOCKED when I looked out of the kitchen window early one morning this week and saw this…They are getting together! And plotting! Maybe they are even plotting to move into my nice comfy home where I enjoy being a Spoilt Only Cat! Maybe they are plotting to steal my foods! How do they know what a nice life I have? Have they been SPYING on me?My mum says there must be a sign pointing to our house because we have so many Evil Intruder Kitties. But I can’t find it! All this E.I.K. activity is a mystery to me. I am going to have to be on the alert.
P.S. The Cat-Who-Came-Before-Me, Fat Eric, used to have a lot of trouble with the E.I.K.s too. You would think we would have solved the mystery by now!