My human has been spectacularly bad at updating this blog this year, mostly because she is on Facebook all the time when she is claiming she is too busy to help me blog. But I just had to insist on being allowed to wish all my friends a Happy Christmas, in case they don’t read my mum’s Facebook.
Lots of things have happened which I haven’t been allowed to blog about. A traumatic visit to the v-e-t for annual injections when I escaped from the examination room and got chased all over the surgery! A stay at kitty jail in October while my humans went to Devon Grandma’s. (The kitty jailers put a big orange sign on the front of my jail cell which says ESCAPE ARTIST, I don’t know why!!!)
This is D.C. He is a senior kitty who started hanging around on our patio looking sort of skinny and matted, with a runny eye, quite a while ago. First he ran away from my mum. Then when he realised she had food he started running towards her instead. Then he decided instead of eating his food on the patio it would be more fun to come into the kitchen and eat MY food instead!!! The next thing you know he was asleep on the sofa several hours a day…
He is kind of boring. I keep trying to get him to play with me but he is rude and ignores me – all he wants to do is eat and sleep and occasionally get totally stoned out of his kitty brain on catnip. Oh. And sometimes he does really stinky things in the litter box. No one asked me if I wanted to have a stinky boy cat around but we don’t hiss at each other. I have some of my meals on the counter now though because if my food is on the floor Someone Else hoovers it up. He is not skinny any more. In fact my mum says he is really heavy! He purrs louder than me but he does not run fast or jump high like me.
Tomorrow the humans and I are going on a very long car journey to Devon Grandma’s. I am not that keen on going in the car but I will like seeing Devon Grandma. Maybe she will play with me. D.C. doesn’t have to go in the car. He is going to stay here and sleep and get fed by Uncle Andrew and be boring.
Happy Christmas to all my friends. I will try to make my human make a New Year’s Resolution to help me blog much better in 2013!